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In Memoriam
Cinco DeGrindo
2015-2022
'Giddy up'
'May the winds of heaven blow softly and whisper in your ear
How much we love and miss you and wish that you were here'
- Lance Armstrong
'What we once have enjoyed we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes part of us.'
- Obama
Condolences to the family
let us help ease their pain
So, whats the deal with this thing anyways?
You must be new here…let me break it down:
What? - Cinco de Grindo
WHAT? -Its just uh free thing to do on your bike ya namby pamby!
Sick!! - No, its actually quite healthy
When? - Saturday, May 7th - 9ish
Where? - Kettle and Spoke Brewery in Boulder
What Should I Expect? - This year we're doin things uh bit different. This here aint yer usual ride.
POINTS
Yup, get ready froomie and phinney, just like thuh tour de whatever, ya can earn points to add to your time and getcherself on thuh podium. At thuh start, all y'all will get a scorecard to keep trach of yer progress. Do somethin on thuh card, and get a point. More points, better finish!
A Sneak peek fer yuh: (yer gunna get a copy of thuh list after yuh sign up)
-Hit a Checkpoint? Getcherself a point
-Wear a bolo? Getcherself a point
-Drank a beer? Getcherself a point
-See a deer? Getchershelf a point
-Do a wheelie? Getcherself a point
-Stop for a smoke? Getcherself a point
-Say howdy to a cowboy? Getchershelf a point
-High Five a Park ranger? Getcherself a point
-Bring somethin yuh got from a previous Cinco de Grindo? Getcherself a point
Finish
As always, come prepared for a few stationed checkpoints with water and other dranks and a taco bar at the finish. Its uh good local brewery, buy a beer
Y Tho? - Who cares? Ridin yer bike is fun
What should I bring? - yer Cowboy attire and a pen or pencil. And yer bike, too.
I have questions. - Ugh , just send me an email below then...
- 2022 'route' -
As I said, I really dont give a hoot if you do the whole thing or not, but heres a route that'll do.
All ya really gotta do is stop by the checkpoints, whichll be shared soon, but if you aint got big enough britches to figure out how to get there yerself and depend on technology to make ya feel safe n sound, just download the thing to your gps: https://connect.garmin.com/modern/course/77276692
See yuh out there.
-Andy
